I've already received my first bottle of wine. I'm not sure what kind it is because I'm being good and not opening it yet, but I can tell it's wine from the tell-tale wine gift bag it's wrapped in.

If you are still looking for wine gifts, other than actual wine, and you have a funky sense of humor, then check out a list of radical wine gift suggestions from WineGirlOnline.

Pictured is just one of seven wacky wine gifts she's selected:

6. Grape Flip-Flops, $25.00

Don't Tread on Me

I'm no hygiene freak, but I do think it was a sanitary idea for wineries to replace human feet with machines when it came to crushing grapes. Now the old association, which is not romantic in my book, between our lower Extremities and wine is back. Available in chardonnay and pinot noir, to match any outfit, I guess.